The Sox won the Series so we had nothing better to do... we turned on the mics and let Bango tell us a story! We laughed, we cried, we mostly cried.
Guess who's back bitches!
It's the SCR crew, coming at you with Episode 10! What do we have for you this week you ask?
A shit pile of us going off on tangents. We had stories and prepped, really we did, but it turned out be a lot easier to just riff off each other. We did some shout outs to some fellow Podbender shows, in our own SCR way.
We shit on the Rangers, talked about canned beer, heard some creepy Bango's doctor stories, talked football, including Brady's knee passes, you know the usual fare. It's like an episode of Blacking Bad!
Big Pimpin' makes an appearance with a frat email to rival the sorority email from a few months back. It's useful information on how to get laid at a frat party. Which in reality should require no direction.
Welcome to Bango Bits part 1! The team is away for a bit so we thought we would present a compilation show of some of Bango's favorite segments...
SCR is back in your face...
This is a special no prep episode of SCR. That means we troll the internet live on the show and discuss whatever we come up with. It has “interesting” results. Here is some of what we found. Listen in as we rip it up. Watto Bango is something…
Watto Bango – says wat?
Punky Brewster, Glommer, Brandon, and her boobs that grew while she was stuck in a fridge
Vegas dome job on a trip – voluntary sex with an inmate
KMart partners with the Rich kids music video for lay aways – my school bus is my limo
10 actors who could use a Tarrantino fuled come back
Oblivious Oblivian movies review.
Morgan Freeman – I’m leader of the Scags
Lisa Kudrow bad but Mira Sorvino good
Lindsey Lohan’s Canyons bomb – Lindsey looks gross but her movies don’t gross
The Love Boat – gets no love
Tina – begging for boobs but has some priority needs according to the guys
A Wife has a temper tantrum because husband won’t take her to the lake – she will settle for some butts though
Trend of naming kids after Game of Thrones characters
250 dead sting rays
Caleb Clemmon’s Mom hooking up with white girl buts while in prison. Good looking out
Some more Paula Deen
Colorado Sex Offenders registering as homeless
Stars that refuse to promote their own movies
Beyonce cut her hair and looks like…
Jerry Lewis game pieces all of his Nazi movies
Down Syndrom people just want to be accepted (not cured) and Giovanni Ribisi is never acting
Gilbert Grape’s mom is what is eating him
TV characters that should have been killed off
M Night Shyamalon ghost wrote what?
Terminator, Fast and Furious rumors
Transformers 4 – Hey Optimus, say hi to your mom for me
We’re back! Now with good audio and in our brand new 60 minute format.
We hand the reins over to Bango to start things off and well, we get the expected result. Someone tell this kat to slow down, relax, take a few breaths in between words.
We cover nerds of all types, from a nerd that wants to sell his telescope for sex, to a nerd that gets turned on by lady farts. It’s a thing really, we swear. It’s called Eproctopheilia. We aren’t making this up.
We find a sweet old lady in Idaho. Well, sweet until you call her out on her rhubarb stealing ways. We also end things strong with Stone Cold ET at a White Castle drive thru.
Also, Audible, you know for kids!
First and foremost, we apologize for the audio. Dolf dropped a beer on the mixer and apparently it doesn't work better that way... who knew?
They say good things come to those who wait, so get ready for a mess of awesome shit on this episode! We bring back the PopCrush! We cover everything and anything we find interesting in the world of pop and then crush the shit out of it with our brand of humor. No one is safe!
We come in hot with a Geraldo Rivera ab-esque selfie, Ender's Game and The Hunger Games make an appearance (because who doesn't love talking about stories targeted at the teen girl demo). Everybody's favorite weirdos from BronyCon and The Steampunk Festival make an appearance.
Dolf get's mad about the reported Batman and Superman crossover, the guaranteed to be shitty Star Wars reboot, America Ferraras stupid teeth insurance and his new puppy.
Rounding things out is a gripping Sharknado recap from Bango and some Courtney Stodden love (also from Bango).
There's a metric fuck-ton of other funny shit in there, but you've probably stopped reading this. In case you haven't started already, click the play button and get ready to laugh.
Also, Audible.com... it's for lovers.
Welcome back! We've gone ahead and switched the format on you, so those of you looking for Episode 47 get Episode 2 from Season 3. That's right we can do that!
We start off with Bango's adventures at his towns' 4th of July celebration. It contained a lot of Spanish Merengue and Juggalos. For real!
We delve into this growing trend of fast food rage, which coincidentally (or not) is mostly brought to us by World Star Hip Hop. Additionally we find out that rapping your food order is a thing. Some people get really creative, while others are just plain bad.
We introduce you all to Powerthirst. Which apparently is crystal meth in a can. Their commercials are funny as shit though.
We close out with some of the funniest/obscure online dating sites out there. From farmers wanting to date (something other than their livestock), to marijuana smokers, we cover it all. There is a dating site out there for you!
Enjoy the show!
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